Total Medals Earned: 744 (From 161 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,545 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Your very first gold!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/355 points)
Graciously lose the race
Win the race on Normal
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 5/26 (50/490 points)
Earn 100 Bloody Dollars
Earn 100,000 Bloody Dollars
Buy 10 Hoods
Gain 10 Abominations
Earn 5,000,000 Bloody Dollars
Earn 10,000,000,000 Bloody dollars
Buy 10 Blondes
Buy 10 Maidens
Buy 10 Rangers
Buy 10 Brunettes
Buy 10 Grandmas
Buy 10 Gingers
Buy 10 Middle-aged
Buy 10 Fake fairies
Buy 10 Bards
Buy 10 Wannabes
Buy 10 Dolls
Buy 10 Princes
Buy 10 Princesses
Buy 10 Queens
Buy 10 Kings
Gain 500 Abominations
Gain 10,000 Abominations
Unlock the whole ascension tree
Medals Earned: 7/18 (40/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (190/500 points)
Play Without Music
Click 10,000 Times
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Mine 50 ores
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Play game for 1 hour
Hire all workers
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Checked credits page
Buy 3 upgrades
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Clicked 50,000 Times
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/285 points)
Purchase Another Gooble
Win the game
Gooble is alone
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels